Great Colonial War

The Great Colonial War was one of the biggest conflicts in the galaxy. It started as an uprising by almost all colonial workers, more than one quadrillion. They stole arms and ammunition from the factories and attacked military bases around the star system. Almost all Rollballbocks stationed in the area were killed, and General Rollballx sent huge amounts of reinforcements. The war escalated further when the democrats, the Empire's biggest enemy, took advantage of the turmoil and joined forces with the militants.

2037
The first battle was on August 2nd on Cormallion. One billion militants attacked and destroyed three million factories, before moving on to one hundred military bases in the area. The Rollballbocks put up a good fight (First Battle of Cormallion) but were greatly outnumbered. The militants had little access to bombs and artillery, but gained ground control thanks to their huge numbers. After wiping out most of the military on Cormallion, they destroyed nearly all cities and factories on the planet, trying to cause as much chaos as possible. In the following weeks the rebellion spread across the Colonial Worlds. By November, militants had taken control of the Colonial Worlds and killed nearly ten billion Rollballbocks, but reinforcements were on their way. In December, General Rollballx arrived with 5 Super Sectors, and most of the Rollballion Air Force. Rollballx's strategy was destroying enemy targets with thousands of AC-130 gunships before moving in with heavily armed Rollballbocks. Militants were no match for the Rollballxbocks, let alone the infantry fighting vehicles, tanks and robot walkers. The Empire slowly regained control over most of the planets, but Cormallion was heavily protected and acted as the militants HQ.

2038
In February General Rollballx had managed to regain control over most of the Colonial Worlds using the same strategy mentioned earlier, in the most violent war ever at the time. The Rolballion Military moved on to Cormallion. The militants had built quite a stronghold around the capital, and it would become one of the greatest battles of all time. General Rollballx set up bombardment routes for the AC-130 gunships, and set up artillery units for bombarding of the cities. Heavily armed battlecruisers also took part in the bombardment from space. After reducing the defenses he started a ground invasion with 45 trillion rollballbocks, aided by IFV:s, tanks, and attack helicopters. It was a brutal slaughter, but there were just too many militants. The battle kept going for months, both sides taking casualties, and by the end of the year Rollballx had the upper hand

2039
In January 2039, the democrats sent over their 3:d Space Fleet to the Colonial Worlds, and joined forces with the militants. The sudden resistance proved too much for Rollballx’s forces and the tide of the war turned. Before he was able to send any reinforcements most of his fleet was wiped out, consisting mostly of space-to-surface artillery ships, compared to the democrats’ space-to-space fighter ships. Without the space support the battle on the surface turned into an unwinnable one for Rollballx and the militants managed to expel all remaining rollballxbocks. Although Cormallion was rubble at this point, the fact that it was now firmly under rebel control was significant from both a strategy and morale standpoint. Rollballx himself narrowly escaped death on his modified Star Destroyer, returning enraged to Rollballion. He came to the conclusion that this battle could not be won alone, and turned to his most trusted ally for help; Black Pig. At the time, Black Pig was on a conquest in the Caucasus Mountains, looking to capture a man who was supposedly unbeatable in hand to hand combat. Upon hearing from Rollballx he had to pull out of the campaign prematurely, prioritising the bigger battle. Black Pig gathered his army and travelled to Rollballion. He and Rollballx ramped up the creation of Rollballxbocks, and invented a way of making them more dangerous. Being a master of evil, Black Pig and his army tormented and tortured the bocks from a young age, turning them into truly fearsome warriors. This ranged from physical punishment to pitting bocks against each other to fight to the death. By early december the Rollballion military had grown to one quadrillion soldiers, who were now more ferocious than ever before. For the upcoming Second Invasion of Cormallion, Rollballx also took a gamble in pulling ships from the other Colonial Worlds to use in the battle. The strategy for invasion was to use all available units at once, inspired by the Blitzkrieg that Black Pig had learned from the Nazis. Used in the invasion was a true display of Rollballion weaponry, every single type of war machine was used, be it from the Army, Air Force or Navy. It is estimated that 90% of the entire military was used for this battle.

Second Battle of Cormallion
On Christmas Eve 2039, General Rollballx ordered one thousand super sectors from the Navy and Army, about 30% of the full invasion force, to attack the Democratic blockade on the north side of the planet. The battle was evenly matched, and the odd landing ship managed to slip through while the defending space ships were focused on the shelling coming their way. With the defending forces now shifted to this area, Rollballx sent the rest of the units to the south side of the planet, where there were no fortifications and mostly forest. Once landed, the enormous agglomeration of troops and vehicles marched toward the rebel territory. Coming out of the forest, the rebels quickly took note of their presence, and immediately sent all available manpower to defend. This effectively emptied the headquarters and left hundreds of miles up to the front line undefended. Although the ensuing battle immediately locked in a stalemate, the Rollballion forces were greater in numbers and superior in skill, slowly but surely pushing through the defensive lines.

The final piece of the puzzle was a strike right at the heart of the rebellion. Black Pig and his army of only 20000, although arguably the most battle hardened fighters in recorded history, went on a stealth mission right at the rebel headquarters. Flying in undetected they landed right in the courtyard. Black Pig took the lead as he usually did, and legend has it he couldn’t help but crack a smile at the thought of the battle about to ensue. While the army was 200 miles away fighting Rollballx, the palatial guard were still tasked with defending the HQ. They fired their blasters at Black Pig, who summoned a laser shield protecting the army. With a snap of his fingers he desintegrated the enemy’s weapons, preferring to fight with bare hands. Black Pig allegedly ordered his army to ”make it painful”. He clattered skulls against each other and against the pavement, spilling litres upon liters of brain matter. Others’ skulls he simply squished between his fingers, or tore off the shoulders and threw at the ground like water balloons. His soldiers were equally ferocious, clawing open enemies’ stomachs and strangling them with their own intestines. The remaining palatial guards ran away in utter fear, but were met with Black Pig’s specialty, shadow fire. The fire not only kills a person, but fills the victim’s head with the most nasty thoughts imaginable, making for a truly horrible death. The ones not engulfed by the fire were ran down by orcs who gnawed on their limbs and throats with their dirty, dull teeth. The orcs ran riot, kicking dead enemies’ heads like soccer balls as a celebration of victory. The army entered the palace and tore everything down on their way to the rebel leaders’ office.